Penis Restaurant Beijing – The Long & Short of the Guolizhuang Restaurant

Penis Restaurant Beijing – A restaurant for Penis Lover? Hey, it is not everywhere you find a restaurant selling animal penises as part of their menu. And now in Beijing, we have a restaurant with thereputation for doing so.

For your sake, I went to spend a small fortune at the Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing's Westlake to have a sample of penises … the things I do for my readers!

Penis Restaurant Beijing Report！

Guolizhuang is a restaurant where nearly every dish has a dick in it. You can have your choices of dog, yak, donkey, seal, and more.

Have a question in your head? Why eat dicks?

Well, according to some Chinese medicinal tradition, you are what you eat. If you’re a coward, it’s advisable to eat tiger’s testicles or somethinglike that to boost your bravery.

I know it sounds like a load of bull shit! (may be I have eaten too much of that)

Basically, people (usually men) eat animal’s penis and testicles to boost their sex drive and virility. You can call the penises the Natural Viagra. Apparently, you can go for hours after eating a sizeable portion of penis.

Take a look at what penises can do for you:

Note: Females should avoid touching any of this. I don’t know why!

Does it work?

After my meal, my body was “hotter” than ever. I am not sure whether it is psychological but all I can say is that my wife was very tired the next morning.

Let’s get back to the penis restaurant Beijing review.

I took the waitress’s recommendation and sample the penis hotpot, which contains six different penises and four testicles simmered in chicken stock.

Pity those animals!

Most of these penises/testicles start at about 300 RMB. So, it’s an expensive meal. But after much thought, I wouldn’t want to sell mine for the same price. So, it’s still worth the price.

It’s a sick joke but I know you’re laughing!

What do the penises taste like?

Firstly, the penises are cooked in different ways- boiled, steamed, sauteed and even fried. And to add to the excitement, the waitress (or nutritionist as they like to be called that way) provides me with three dipping sauces - lemon and soy, chili and soy, and a sesame-seed paste.

To me, the plain penises tasted like beef and chicken depending on which animal. I know it doesn’t say much but it’s hard for me to chew them slowly to get all the taste right in. I tend to swallow as quickly as I can. I don’t want to get a penis stuck in my throat, do you?

This is why I asked for extra sauce, especially the chili and soy sauce. I can’t really stomach the taste. And again, I guess it’s all psychological, like eating dog meat for the first time in Beijing. (Read the story here)

Penis Restaurant Beijng - Conclusion

In my opinion, everyone should try this restaurant at least once. Even if it is for novelty sake. Honestly, did I enjoy the meal? Well, it’s OK but it is more the experience rather than the food itself. It is also a good conversation piece when I go back to Singapore for my holidays.

One last thing – my wife seems to be very encouraging whenever I tell her I will be bringing my clients to Guolizhuang Restaurant.

I wonder why.

Where’s the Moby Dick?

Check the dicks out at:

(Xi Hai Branch)

Address: 1A Dongyan, Xihai (South of Deshengmen Qiao), Xicheng District.

Tel: 6405 5966